Look..., up in the sky. It's a bird..., it's a plane..., it's SURREYMAN!
This tri-colour shield design on a bright blue shirt will attract plenty of attention and make people smile wherever you go. If you've got the muscles to go with it, consider purchasing the tank instead. Really man, is their anything more super than Surrey?
CAUTION: You'll feel bullet proof wearing the design but remember it's 100% cotton, not Kevlar. Avoid all attempts at flying unless being filmed for posting on YouTube. Guaranteed to not cause X-ray vision.
**Also Available in Tank Top**